Hi. I'm probably one of your bigger fans. Heck, to read all the OpenSpace mess, I may be one of your only fans. But I love SL and I appreciate all the work that must go into keeping this place running at all. So I have a subject that we must discuss today.
No, not this kind of bear.
But Linden bears. You see, I heard that all of you have your own bear. Today I was told to IM TrickOrTreat Linden and I got my goody bag and there were bears in it. Now I have a mission.
I want your bear.
Armed with a "Find A Linden" HUD, a semi-charming personality, and the ability to write about nothing, I am coming after you and your bear. Now you all can make this easy for me and just send me the bears. Or you can let me come and bother you when you could be doing something useful for SLociety. I prefer the first option myself, but I'm not above searching you all out. If you don't want to give me your bear, then I need to know why, so I can
No, my fingers aren't crossed.
C'mon, you know you want to be nice to one of your biggest fans, right?
PS: If it makes it easier, you can all just get together and throw them in one box and ship it over. I don't mind.