Tuesday, October 18, 2011

All we wanted was some organic food!

So earlier today, Rylan grabbed Ulaa and me and brought us to see baby furniture. After all, she's pregnant and baby stuff is on her mind.

Baby rooms


There were lots of full nursery rooms, and also rooms of furniture for toddlers to teens. If I had a kid, this would be her room.

Oh, and that is Mommy Rylan doing handstands. I don't know HOW her baby is going to come out with all the shaking.

Wheeee


After the furniture trip, we decided we needed to swing by the grocery store. After all, we must eat! And Rylan needs to start stocking up on baby formula and diapers, too. You can never have too many diapers! We decided to go to the Pleasantville Grocery Store because they have organic food.

Rylan found baby stuff


And I found pie! Y'all know how I love pie!

Hmm... pie


So somewhere during the shopping trip, Ulaa got hot and lost her top. We're pretty sure she just wanted to start a new career as being the only hooker in Pleasantville. She's even on FUNKY Avenue!

Pleasantville has hookers now


Rylan and I were going to hit the skating rink [I'm telling you, she's an active pregnant lady!] while Ulaa was working on the corner, but when we showed up, people were already there.

Watch out, Rylan!


Pretty sure, just by their conversation, that they were totally lost.

I think they're lost


So very lost.

So very lost


Then they said Rylan was ugly. If we weren't afraid of that woman's ass, shit would have gotten real, y'all!

Also, the woman seemed to want to take Ulaa's place as the new Pleasantville hooker!! What the heck?? You can't just be taking someone's hooker spot. There are rules, you know!

More hookers


Pleasantville wasn't so pleasant anymore, so we got our groceries, covered Ulaa's boobs, and went home.

Just a normal afternoon!







1 comment:

Wolvie said...

I hate those fat ass bitches, they think with their butt instead of their mind, bah....