Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Well, at least if you're in the US. Since this is our first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, I figured that I better start getting prepared! Which is good, since we didn't seem to have much in the fridge to make a meal out of.
Going out to the grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve is pretty ... brave. Ooh, you should have seen it! It was like the battle at Hogwarts, or in Lord of the Rings. Crazy! But I managed to get what I needed and I only possibly kicked 3 women. Possibly.
Before I could get started, I figured I better have a coffee. Tymmerie gave us a great coffee maker for our wedding and it makes all kinds of coffee very quickly! I love it!
Right away I got started on the stuffing. I've never had turkey that had been stuffed, actually. My mom makes a fabulous cornbread dressing as a side, though! She's not cooking this year but I ... Damn. Is that stuffing on my shoe??
Maybe I should have another coffee. Cappucino this time!
Things are getting a little shaky. I don't think this will be the right time to handle the can opener for our canned veggies. I would have gotten more fresh veggies but some big bitch in thigh high boots and a blinging clit ring almost knocked me down when I was reaching for some carrots!
That's okay. Canned corn is a decent substitution for fresh corn.
Let's have another coffee!! That'll make me forget about the carrot tramp!
Come to think of it, what DID she want with those carrots?
What did she want what did she want whatdidshewant?!?!?
Geez, is it getting hot in here to you guys?
Look at my turkey in the sink! SINK TURKEY! It's thawing! THAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
LET'S HAVE MORE COFFEE! THANK YOU, TYMMERIE!!!!
THETURKEYHASSKIN! STUFF IT TURKEY! STUFF IT WITH ALL THE THINGS!
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