Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Thanksgiving Eve

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Well, at least if you're in the US. Since this is our first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, I figured that I better start getting prepared! Which is good, since we didn't seem to have much in the fridge to make a meal out of.

TG - We needed more food


Going out to the grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve is pretty ... brave. Ooh, you should have seen it! It was like the battle at Hogwarts, or in Lord of the Rings. Crazy! But I managed to get what I needed and I only possibly kicked 3 women. Possibly.

TG - Bought Groceries


Before I could get started, I figured I better have a coffee. Tymmerie gave us a great coffee maker for our wedding and it makes all kinds of coffee very quickly! I love it!

TG - Coffee Number One


Mmmm...caffeiney goodness.

Right away I got started on the stuffing. I've never had turkey that had been stuffed, actually. My mom makes a fabulous cornbread dressing as a side, though! She's not cooking this year but I ... Damn. Is that stuffing on my shoe??

TG - Stuffing on my shoe


Maybe I should have another coffee. Cappucino this time!

TG - Coffee Number Two


Hehehe...stuffing.

Oh.

Things are getting a little shaky. I don't think this will be the right time to handle the can opener for our canned veggies. I would have gotten more fresh veggies but some big bitch in thigh high boots and a blinging clit ring almost knocked me down when I was reaching for some carrots!

TG - Cans are hard


That's okay. Canned corn is a decent substitution for fresh corn.

Let's have another coffee!! That'll make me forget about the carrot tramp!

TG - Coffee Number Three


Come to think of it, what DID she want with those carrots?

What did she want what did she want whatdidshewant?!?!?

Geez, is it getting hot in here to you guys?

TG - Thawing Turkey


Look at my turkey in the sink! SINK TURKEY! It's thawing! THAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

LET'S HAVE MORE COFFEE! THANK YOU, TYMMERIE!!!!

TG - Coffee Number Four


THETURKEYHASSKIN! STUFF IT TURKEY! STUFF IT WITH ALL THE THINGS!

TG - Look at that turkey!


LO&@AMF)O(LISDJFJ((#($*LJFlk20938 ~!!!! 111 #lkjfa.......

TG - I think it's in the oven



4 comments:

Tashi Core said...

Are you sure it was coffee? *grins*

Emma Geraln said...

Yeah... It was Irish coffee and you know it! It's ok as long as you admit it :D

I'm doing Christmas this year, and I'm buggered if I'm doing it sober!

Reema's 2nd Life said...

LOL! i need to get the exact type of coffee your having! wayyy more fun :)

Claudia Woodsheart said...

Hahahaha! Probably my favourite post of yours so far!
xx