Me: Hey Dinosaur, guess what?
Dino: They're bringing back My Name Is Earl?!
Me: Uh, no. Although that WOULD be awesome!
Me: But no, really, guess what?!
Dino: If you say "chicken butt" I'm...
Me: It's a very special day today.
IT'S EMERALD WYNN'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday, darling Em!! I adore you to bits and pieces, and I hope your year is full of fun, laughter, and love. Or at least a lot of REALLY HOT MEN. LOL!! I LOVE YOU!!!!