Thursday, August 26, 2010

Day 283 - My new business!

I'm starting a new business!


Do you need someone to watch your kid while you go to the latest fashion show/party/strip club? Call me! I will take great care of your baby in your home or mine. Only $100L per hour. Discounts available for multiple kids! I will make sure your child is totally safe and believe me, they will be very happy when you come home! Or passed out asleep!!


I'm sure I will be very busy taking care of babies, so be sure to book me in advance!


Unknown said...

This made me laugh so much!!

Marnix Malifozik said...

Do you also do pets?

Sophia Harlow said...

HEY! THAT is my little dude! And you are drinking!

NVM that he has been sitting in a cage for the past two months.

lol <3

Heidi Halberstadt said...

Soph, it's your little dude drinking, not Alicia. She would NEVER drink while babysitting, I can't believe you accuse her of that!