Do you need someone to watch your kid while you go to the latest fashion show/party/strip club? Call me! I will take great care of your baby in your home or mine. Only $100L per hour. Discounts available for multiple kids! I will make sure your child is totally safe and believe me, they will be very happy when you come home! Or
I'm sure I will be very busy taking care of babies, so be sure to book me in advance!