Of course, then sometimes I teleport in somewhere and I realize I'm not nearly as curvy as I thought I was.

Um. Yeah.
Ladies, really. Rock the big girl shape. LOVE your curves. But can you please resize your shoes to fit your legs? 250 pounds of woman cannot teeter around on size 5 feet with 6 inch stiletto heels. I am a BIG GIRL in my physical life. I KNOW these things!
Just trying to save you years of pain.
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