Aldwyn is busily trying to fix his phone. I'm just standing around watching Showgirls for the 80th time [this year]. We're on Skype and he says, "I'm being boring tonight, I'm sorry."
I run with it. "YES YOU ARE. You are soooo boring. I'm soooooooo bored!! I'm the most bored I've EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE."
"I'm just going to stop talking to you altogether."
"No you're not. You can't quit me. I'm amazing...and I can do the robot."
The day he decides he's tired of me and leaves? No one will blame him. At all.