Can you keep a secret? Sometimes I sneak over to the Oleanders' house and do some grocery shopping. They never seem to notice. I mean, look. They weren't even going to be home for a week and my sister left out a whole cake!! That cake couldn't POSSIBLY be good in a week!
As I was filling my shopping cart, I was looking for Takeo's Twinkie stash. Usually he has Twinkies in the kitchen, but I looked all over and there were NO Twinkies!! Ohhh, he thought he'd be HIDE them from me?! How rude.
I searched high and low and finally... FINALLY... I found them.
I told the cat to look the other way.
So I'm quite lucky that my sister is a lot better at grocery shopping than I am. Once we get our new house, I'll have to try to remember to keep the kitchen stocked. After all, I have a child to feed and we don't really know anyone who is getting married so we can make a plate at the reception to bring home.
But remember, all this is between you and me!