Friday, February 26, 2010

Day 110 - Jurassic Procrastination

I'm actually supposed to be finishing up my article for the March issue of VR Style, but I'm procrastinating. A lot. Normally I love to write and in my head, I have it written. But for some reason, this month I just can't seem to do it. So, as I'm procrastinating, I decided to hop on over and chat with Emerald's dinosaur.


Me: Hey Dinosaur, how's it hanging?

Dino: Low and to the left.

Me: ...

Dino: Ain't nothin' but a D Thang, babay!

Me: this a bad time?

Dino: I'm sorry. I have a lot of time on my hands.

Me: No problem. Is it ok if I sit here? You're not going to toss me in the air and eat me like those dogs do with biscuits, are you?

Dino: Nah. I do that, and the next thing that happens is my dino ass is back in inventory because we can't find a place to live because no one wants a land owner eating dinosaur chillin' on the roof. But if it's eating you want...

Me: *sighs* Dinosaur.

Dino: Sorry, sorry. It's just that there are no girl dinos out here and I forget my social skills.

Me: Quite understandable. So, Dinosaur, when exactly did the Tyrannosaurus Rexes live? Was it the Jurassic time period?

Dino: No, that's a common misconception. I was down in the Cretaceous, yo.

Me: Oh wow, thanks for clearing that up! I'm still just going to say Jurassic for everything, though.

Dino: It's ok. Most people do.

Me: So, Dinosaur, what do you think of the 2.0 Second Life viewer?

Dino: Computers aren't actually my thing. They're hard for me to use.

Me: Why is that?

Dino: Look at my arms.

Me: Oh...right...

Dino: ...

Me: ...

Dino: you smell nice.

Me: Thanks! Well, Dinosaur, I better get back to the other side of the island and finish my work.

Dino: You can come sit on my nose anytime, baby.

Me: ...thanks? Oh, Dinosaur, do you have a name?

Dino: Well, my friends call me D-Man.

Me: Uh...

Dino: But my name is Eugene.

Me: Eugene??

Dino: Shhhh, keep it on the downlow.

Me: Right. No one will ever find out.

That's when I got up and ran.

I really need to finish this article.


Unknown said...

ROFL!! That was hilarious! I love when you procrastinate!!!

Casandra Shilova said...

LOL very cute!

Emerald Wynn said...


I'm so glad I had a moment of boredom at work today. I always swing by here and catch up on a buncha posts at once.

I had no idea that my dinosaur was such a hipster doofus.

*dies laughing*