I would kill for some banana cream pie right now. Just so you all know.
I was sitting around in SL a little while ago, not really doing anything except looking at myself, which is my favorite pastime, and I opened up the Search thing just to see what kind of ads people are putting up these days. Have you all ever read the "Personal" section of the classifeds? I was rolling on the floor laughing at how terrible some of them are!
Now some of them are just regular ads for clubs and beaches and stores, and generally fetish and BDSM oriented. But some of them are truly personal ads, and mostly for escorts.
One woman proclaims that she is arm candy and has a stunning wardrobe, and is available for hire to accompany you to events so you're with the most beautiful woman in the room. Her picture, however, shows a tiny lipped avatar with orange oiled skin. And not even good oil. It's the oil that looks like white steaks - including on the face. So yes, if you'd like a slicked up orange who could possibly have an acne flareup at any time...
Another ad is for a "friend" who needs a man. I would be so mad if Cen had done that to me back in my single days. LMAO!
And another is from a woman looking for a sugar daddy because she's always had a dream of being a millionaire's mistress. Well who hasn't?!
Then one from a man saying he likes women, but not for sex, and the women who answer his ad can live in his house and on his land and he'll take care of them. And expect nothing in return? Oh, I BET! :-p
If you're bored and want a laugh, look in the classifeds. There are truly some comic gems in there, if you can weed past the ones that are just pathetic and sad.
I think I'm going to go out and hunt for pie. Because I'm not going to be able to rest until I get some. I don't often really really want something, but when I do, I absolutely MUST have it soon or I won't be able to think!